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Hi, I'm Rich
"My warped sense of humor and lust for laughter
will make you feel alive in ways you never imagined possible."
Dazzling conversationalist. Even more dazzling listener. Highly educated. Hard-driven. Enjoys people with emotional baggage, mood swings, and self-destructive tendencies. Animal lover. Kid-compatible. Athletic. Outgoing. Fun. Exciting. Slightly demented. Hard to figure out. For you, exactly the right kind of dangerous.
Give it your best guess
Bright, clear...and devilish
Juris Doctor (w/ highest honors)
No guessing required: 135
Tons, but none society frowns upon
6’ 7” (if you spot me 12 inches)
3 sources (you do the math)
Hard work & insane thrills
I AM MOST LIKE
The Cat in the Hat
What I Do for Kicks
I’m a top-performer who loves his work and the happiness it brings people.
News, celeb profiles, books,
blogs, scripts, ads, investor
pitch decks. I wordsmith all
kinds of cool stuff online
and in print.
I own a virtual shop that lets
me play the role of Cyrano
to ineloquent, lovelorn guys
desperate to win
Seeing the system screw
people is something I can’t
abide. So I do what I can to
help protect their
You want the unvarnished truth about me?
Well, these ladies are here to share it with you. Trust what they tell you.
”When I was with Rich, I was ovulating daily—so deeply did he pleasure me. I’d never experienced a more virile and skillful lover than he. I felt as if my soul were aflame at the very touch of his exquisitely powerful hands upon my trembling silken skin. The time we spent together was simply magical, very much like what you’d read in a dystopian romance novel.”
”Avoid Rich at all costs. Many a fine woman has been ruined by him, scandalized for life. He is a terrible beast who uses his charming personality to lure you into romantic entanglements you’ll never want to end. He may talk and act like a cocky cad,
but don’t let that fool you. He really IS a cocky cad.
And an asshole to boot.”
My Life as Seen Through the Eyes of Others
I have fun. That's because I am fun. Join me for the wildest ride of your life.
Check out this very small sampling of crazy sh*t from my chequered past.
Sex-crazed ladies standing in line outside the infamous L.A. club mistook me on multiple occasions
for one of the male strippers as I strolled by in my tanktop. Still, I appreciated the cash they stuffed into my waistband—even the Chuck E. Cheese arcade tokens one besotted wine-mom offered instead.
Class Clown on Steroids
In high school, the day started with
a bunch of boring announcements read over the P.A. So I convinced
the principal to let me transform
that dull ritual into a madcap comedy “radio” show. Students loved the outlandishness of it. But teachers hated how it undermined campus discipline. LOL!
Knight in Rubber Armor
I'm forever aiding the defenseless. Once, I severely messed up a rapist (and earned much love from the neighborhood women). Then there was the time I forced a thief to return a stereo he’d stolen from a stranger’s car. And when a widow’s home was being vandalized, my inner Kick-Ass sprang right into action.
Go ahead. Wink at me.
Intrigued by what I’ve shared about myself? Already fantasizing about us making beautiful music together?
Then fill out this form and let’s start testing our chemistry to see if we can make sparks fly.